i ♥ Yumi

one thing about being an international playboy is you get to give up your day job. giving up your day job means you can sleep in, be a lazy motherfucker and watch daytime tv

in Australia we're lucky enough to have The Circle. a show that seemed initially to capitalise on the format of The View, but is way more fun due to the personality of the presenters. i never thought four women sitting around talking about their vaginas all morning could be so much fun

everyone loves Chrissy. personally, my favourite is little Yumi.

Yumi rose to fame from her work experience trial on Channel [V] when 3 seconds into her first interview she snogs Robbie Williams (@1:00). she then talks about him fucking Liam Gallagher up the 'use food chute' and Robbie tells everyone to do drugs. illegal drugs and lots of them



i love Yumi. i am in love with Yumi. she's bat-shit crazy. where Chrissy is the jolly light happy humour, Yumi is the flipside. her humour is so dark that sometimes it goes over the head of the live audience. apart from one day where the other 3 presenters talked about their love for Phil Collins and Michael Bolton while Yumi confessed she grew up with Faith No More, this clip where she pulls out two hammers on two child toys testers is what made me fall in love with her.



(watch from 2:45 until 4:40)

she's even hot with a beard